That's right. Lee does a blog. But in this blog Lee will only refer to himself in the third person.
So what should Lee talk about? A good question. Lee could talk about the trials and tribulations of getting a show up to the fringe, getting it on at the fringe and tweaking it as we go along.
Lee could talk about the great shows he has seen since coming to the festival and the fun time he has had and all the lovely people he has met.
But no. Lee is not going to talk about these things. Lee is going to talk about something else. Something more important.
Lee is going to talk about...
Lee has an earring.
And judging by the response from the boys in the group Lee may as well be walking around with a tattoo of a swastika on his forehead. He has been vilified. He is now a loner. No one will come near him from the group.
But maybe this isn't such a bad thing. Maybe this will be the making of him. Maybe he will become a loose cannon. A wild card. Dare we say...a maverick...
So watch this space as Lee attempts to see how much further he can be ostracised from the group. It's an earring now. He has a shoe lace thick non practical scarf ready to roll and the hair bands are packed and looking for action. Lee is ready.
Now where is the black nail polish...